- Whatever doesn’t have mould on in the fridge or looks reasonably safe anyway.
- Stare at food.
- Cry because you’re hungry.
- Prod food with a wooden spoon.
- Switch on oven.
- Realise that this whole thing was a terrible idea because you can’t even make toast properly.
- Think about life choices.
- Forget the pan and just throw the food onto the burning stove still in its wrapping.
- Watch fire in amusement.
- Push rich relative into fire.
- Watch person burn in amusement.
- Use the money you inherit to order a pizza. If you can’t wait that long just eat the relative. If Hannibal Lecter can do it then so can you.
- Eat pizza and/or dead relative.
- Run before the police figure out it was you but lets be honest if you can’t even make a simple meal then you have no chance.
- Relocate to Canada to perv on coyotes and rethink every decision you’ve made with a look of horror on your face.