How to cook fried deer using only wood and a car.

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Ingredients:

  • Unsuspecting Deer
  • Car
  • Sticks

Method:

  1. Kidnap deer.
  2. Hit deer with sticks until unconcious (we wouldn’t want to be cruel) and lock in the boot of your car.
  3. Drive to nearest petrol station.
  4. Pour gasoline on car.
  5. Rub sticks together to make fire, cadets style.
  6. Set car on fire.
  7. Fry deer to your hearts content.

Congratulations! You now have extra crispy deer, serve and enjoy!

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