- Unsuspecting Deer
- Kidnap deer.
- Hit deer with sticks until unconcious (we wouldn’t want to be cruel) and lock in the boot of your car.
- Drive to nearest petrol station.
- Pour gasoline on car.
- Rub sticks together to make fire, cadets style.
- Set car on fire.
- Fry deer to your hearts content.
Congratulations! You now have extra crispy deer, serve and enjoy!